Crazy caption contest: pole dancer extraordinaire

We know you love our photo galleries. We also know how much better they'd be with captions. Try your hand at writing the best caption for a photo from one of our August photo galleries.
Funcoast
Sep 20, 2012

We know you love our photo galleries. We also know how much better they’d be with captions.

Now is your chance to participate: we want you to caption this crazy photo. Get witty, get snarky — almost anything goes. Leave your caption in the comments below. 

We’ll feature our favorites in the October print edition of Funcoast.com Magazine, which comes out Wednesday, October 3 in the Sandusky Register and the Norwalk Reflector.   This month’s crazy caption photo was pulled from the Funcoast Sizzling Summer Cruise gallery.

Comments

Woopsit2ya

 My ' LEGit ' is laughable!...Lets go pole!

Cobbwebb12345
Look Mom! I finally grew up!
Erie County Resident

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worddrow811

My sixth sense says there's a reason only women are pole dancers and this is one of them. Men can't dance.

Good 2 B Me

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wiredmama222

Are you SURE this is Fireman Training 101?

Jack518

Is that you, Mom?

margaritaville88

Happens to everyone on the "Booze Cruise"  LOL

Raoul Duke

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

ripley510

Yeah, that's right, it takes three people to hold up the pole so I can do this!

Manowar

Hey! L'Eggo my Stripper Pole!

beatstreet

Somebody always has to take over the picture...Showoff!