We did not anticipate stumbling upon self-described "jobless sexpot' Pam Heffernin's Loserscopes, but we're glad we did. She's an "ace astrologer' and "bunko artist' (we don't know what that means, either), and she's got some funny things to say - most notably about Christopher Walken, Chuck E. Cheese and an evil, life-sized animatronics mouse.

I had a fantastic time at the "Grease and Glamour" event at Foster-Chevrolet! I never would have guessed I was standing in what was a busy, functional car dealership just hours before guests began to arrive. This truly was a girls' night out to remember.

Plenty of partygoers had their share of tequila and margaritas last night as they boarded the Funcoast party bus to bar hop.

Begone, decamp, hightail, scat, scoot, scram, skedaddle and skiddoo. All of these words are synonyms of vamoose.

Funcoast is here to help you go out and have fun, and today we've come up with a great excuse: Cinco de Mayo! In honor of the holiday, Funcoast.com is running a special party bus to a few area bars who are making the most of it.

Ok, so this isn't exactly an easy way to impress people, but if you can get this mastered, you will surely have people's respect. Worst case scenario, it makes a great party trick.

Today's picks are all about deconstruction in one way or another. You've got a book that attempts to pick apart the obsession with reality TV and its surrounding culture, a band whose ultimate in art consists of the deconstruction of "noise," and of course, Iron Man 2, who destroys bad guys.

Just Cause 2 puts you in the boots of returning protagonist Rico Rodriguez who is tasked with taking out the dictator controlling the island nation of Panau. It comes close to hitting the sweet spot, but a handful of rough patches keep the title from completely nailing its mark.