Overserved?

The Egyptians say they are “still drunk,” the Japanese “two days drunk,” the Chinese “drunk overnight.” The Swedes get “smacked from behind.” Salvadorans wake up “made of rubber,” the French with a “wooden mouth” or a “hair ache.” The Germans and the Dutch say they have a “tomcat,” presumably wailing. The Poles, reportedly, experience a “howling of kittens” and the Danes get “carpenters in the forehead.” It seems no matter which language you speak, occasionally we all get “over-served” and need a dose of something to silence those carpenters. A few suggestions, none of which have been tested by Funcoast.com: — The Prairie Oyster One teaspoon Worcestershire sauce One tablespoon tomato juice One whole egg yolk Two dashes vinegar One dash pepper Pour in order in a wine glass taking good care of not breaking the yolk. — The Thomas Abercrombie Two Alka-Seltzer tablets dropped into a double shot of tequila (Who was this Abercrombie guy anyway?) — The Hormonal Helper Two Midol tablets One large Gatorade (Note this is for men and women but the recipe suggests if “your lady is down to her last two, then you're much better off with the headache.” Hmmm....)